Salvaged Faith ¦ Baptized in Arial Black ¦ RS Exam Bloomers
We’ve been having school examinations the past week. I had to mark a bunch of scripts (the kids are 11/12 years old) of an RS paper on Christianity. Some of the answers were just priceless:
In a series of questions on parts of a church – what is an altar, what is a pulpit…
What is a font?
“I’m not sure what font they wrote the Bible in, but I reckon it was probably Times New Roman or Arial Black or something.”
Genius. Though the cynical francophone atheist might have prefered ‘Comic Sans’
What is the Salvation Army?
“The Salvation Army are a bunch of people who salvage Christians.”
I think this is going to be a key emerging market! Anyone think their faith needs salvaging? Not sure how much I’d get for mine…
this made me laugh a lot !!!….thank you….