We’ve been having school examinations the past week. I had to mark a bunch of scripts (the kids are 11/12 years old) of an RS paper on Christianity. Some of the answers were just priceless:
In a series of questions on parts of a church – what is an altar, what is a pulpit…
What is a font?
“I’m not sure what font they wrote the Bible in, but I reckon it was probably Times New Roman or Arial Black or something.”
Genius. Though the cynical francophone atheist might have prefered ‘Comic Sans’ 😉
What is the Salvation Army?
“The Salvation Army are a bunch of people who salvage Christians.”
I think this is going to be a key emerging market! Anyone think their faith needs salvaging? Not sure how much I’d get for mine…